I don’t get the obsession with zombies. Especially as love interests. First, zombies are dead people who want to eat live people’s brains. That’s just not sexy. Second, their bodies are rotting, and rotting flesh stinks. Which brings us to number three. Their rotting body parts fall off – and then are magically regrown.
So imagine you’re in love with a zombie who remembers enough of being alive to love you back. Imagine he remembers sex is exciting and fun, and he wants to do it again. Imagine you say yes.
Then imagine you’re having sex with your zombie boyfriend.
Last, imagine one important body part falling off.
One other thing I don’t get is cheating. I’m not talking about cheating on taxes or Scrabble (not that I do either). I’m talking about cheating on someone who expects monogamy.
To put this all together, I’m giving away one of my ebooks to three commenters who answer these two questions: If you discover your zombie boyfriend is cheating on you, which body part would you whack off? And how would you do it?
Have fun with this! I’m going to enjoy reading your answers.
We have winners! Congrats to Sandy Marshall, Marcia Colette and Clenna Emery! Thanks for commenting, everyone, and happy reading.