There’s not too many topics I haven’t had to take on as a single parent of 3 sons and 1 daughter over the year. But this blog topic goes to Edie. She emailed me to say she’d seen a tweet that said 10% of all Canadians have had sex in a canoe.
That brought lots of laughter, emails and discussion at my end. See canoes are kinda narrow – at least most of them, but human nature is resourceful so if there is a will…there is a way. Needless to say this topic sent me looking into the weirdest locations that people like to catch a little nookie.
I found…lots. Duh. We’re talking sex after all. But one study blew me away.
In a poll of 1,300 people sponsored by Astroglide, people stated the craziest places they’ve had sex. (here’s the source link for those that want to read more!)
You are NOT going to believe some these places. Here we go –
- 25 – Parking lot – no clarity if that is covered, underground or in Jo’s supermarket
- 24 – In the fitting room – apparently a VERY common location. Not only do you have to be discreet, but flexible – have you seen how small some of those cubicles are??
- 23 – Public washroom – so not my style. Maybe it’s me but those places are barely clean enough to use when you got to go…but for this…yeah, not my style. But hey, apparently it’s popular for a lot of people.
- 22 – At a hospital – see this blows my mind. The only time I’m there is if I HAVE to be and sex is NOT on my mind at the time. Go figure!
- 21 – On a boat – now see I can get behind this idea! Yeah, I’m Canadian and we have a LOT of water up here, but in a boat bigger than a canoe – yup potential!
- 20 – In front of a large window – uhm – so not my style. I’m not an exhibitionist, but if this is you – please make sure the window is closed!
- 19 –At work – again, considering I work at home, this one is a good thing. The thought of having sex in say…a dental office…with all those drills and gas…creeepy! lol.
18- Movie theatre – this has always been a classic for some serious necking – but apparently it’s also a classic for going the distance. I will no longer check out the people in the back rows!
- 17 – At a wedding – someone else’s wedding – uhm I hope it’s not with the groom or the bride! I’d still like to believe in fairy tales. 🙂
- 16 – On a balcony – this could be good – as long as the balcony has privacy!
- 15 – Under the bed – yep I’m stumped. The only thing I can say is WHY???
- 14 – In a church – snort – not even going to comment! 🙂
- 13 – On a rooftop – oooh I like this one. Under a starry sky or with a beautiful sunrise. Definitely possible.
- 12 – Stairwells – office, hotel, anywhere that ‘I got to have it now’ takes over I guess!
- 11 – On a golf course – and I am so not going to get into a discussion on counting strokes, or that enviable hole in one! 🙂
- 10 – In the snow – snicker. This is the Canadian again – cold, but the rum laced hot chocolate afterwards –dynamite! 🙂
- 9 – Under a waterfall – a nice gentle waterfall – sure. Under some I’ve seen? You’d need scuba gear. Now if they’d said behind a waterfall…that would be cool!
- 8 – In a clock tower – from the survey’s actual page it makes a comment about giving the term Big Ben a whole new meaning. Need I say more?
7 – Cemetery – interesting choice! And kinda creepy!
- 6 – In a car – but with passengers!!! Okay, cars are a classic location – but while you have passengers. We’re back to that whole exhibitionism.
- 5 – At an NFL game (preferably the press box) – and here I thought people like to watch the game – not play the game! 🙂
- 4 – At a major league baseball game – read last entry.
- 3 – On a motorcycle – really? Better be parked in the damn garage!
- 2 – While driving – okay so lots of people play sex games while driving – but full on sex??? No wonder we have such horrible accident rates!
- 1 – The Colosseum – Wow! No words. Just wow!
So readers – where is the craziest place you’ve ever let loose? Or what’s the craziest place you know someone else has let loose?